w-ave:

hush little white girl, dont you cry, daddys going to buy you an Iphone 5

(via deansmyspace)

Dad has been unemployed for officially 4 days, and is already going insane. 

He got excited about getting the tires changed because it was something to do.

I go home today. Let the excessive bonding time begin. 

politiciansandhiphop:

Rob Ford x Drake

politiciansandhiphop:

Rob Ford x Drake


Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

greenlacewings
THIS 

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

greenlacewings

THIS 

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)

hellablogger:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

this post got better with every word

hellablogger:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

this post got better with every word

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via shadethenightfury)

Still My Type

forpoetry:

even after
everything

we’ve been
through

somehow you
are still
my type

Two People are Running for Interdisciplinary Seat

And I thought the path to world domination would be easy.

hip-hip-poohray:


snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.



That’s not a sea otter though that’s a chubby seal. 

hip-hip-poohray:


snk-potato-girl
:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

That’s not a sea otter though that’s a chubby seal. 

mypatronusisyou:

annihilati0nn:

swiggity-swision-not-my-division:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

i was expecting the other fandom

i was expecting the other fandom

why do you guys have to ruin apple pie apples with fandoms

(via magnus-thegreat-redundancy)

Personal Service Announcement

My host dad told me he wanted me to start using more German

So I just wrote an all German E-mail to him.

He’s probably going to retract that statement now. 

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via itswhitniebitch)

buttonpoetry:

Bianca Phipps - “Almosts” (CUPSI 2014)

"Words can only help you if you speak them. I never told you that I loved you. You never told me you were dying."

Performing for the University of Northern Colorado at the 2014 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational.

(via itswhitniebitch)

Headin’ off to see the family and soon to be family.

My parents have bailed on me, and I’m pretty sure Kaitlyn has too. 

*sigh*

Here’s to formin’ those relations.